HOOOKAYY, once again,
since phoebe"fabian"tan is being such a lazy-ass and is taking forever just to update her blog, i shall do it for her =)
Right, so while i was talking to Phoebe on the phone last night, i decided to bloghop. I came across this blog post which I think Phoebe would like. Hehe, let me steal abit.
The title of the post was none other than..
"CHEESY PICK UP LINES!"
Haha, so let me put some of the cheesy lines i found..
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
Be unique and different, say yes.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? - Awwww...
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. (Hehehehe)
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. (I think this pretty good!)
I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down. (smart!)
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street. (Gross =P)
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! - Personal fav xD
I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
Are you wearing pants that astronauts wear? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. (sweet.)
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? No? Well then, please start.
Are you a parking ticket? You got fine written all over you.
Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.
Is your last name Gillete? cause your the best a man can get. (OMG LOL, cant get any cheesier than this.)
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be. ( HAHAHAHAHAA !!!)
If you were a booger I'd pick you first. (=X)
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper. (heh.)
You got something on your chest: my eyes. HAH!
Haha, hope you enjoyed that phoebe =)
Oh, and since you've got your ipod alreadyy, you should listen to this song.
Motion city soundtrack ~ Lets get fucked up and die,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td0AqnIJ0Lo&feature=related
Rules are meant to be broken, but promises are meant to be kept. I'm keeping mine.
